all of these will be reversible, provided the patient stays alive

CANCELLED very bright vision
CANCELLED very dark vision
CANCELLED leg paralysis -> always crawl / lose a random leg
CANCELLED hand paralysis -> lose a random hand
CANCELLED infinite coma
CANCELLED Unlock random talent
CANCELLED drug insensitivity
CANCELLED weird skin colors

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DONE infinite psychosis 
DONE mute (lmao)
DONE blurry vision
DONE genius
DONE retardation
DONE drunk walk
DONE death
DONE infinite tinnitus (fucking awful)
DONE hearing constant screams
DONE deaf? (check lowpassmultiplier status effect)
DONE blind (can't see one side or full blind if really unlucky)
DONE screen shakes forever (lmao)
DONE constant pain everywhere forever (ouch)
DONE paralysis
DONE invert controls (lmao)
DONE always vomit
DONE jolly walk
DONE igorous walk (idk wtf this is)
DONE different team forever
DONE very slow walk speed
DONE very fast walk speed
DONE always run
DONE unable to breath (big lmao)
DONE constantly screaming
DONE always farts
DONE random blackouts (loss of consciousness)
DONE Lack of traumatic shock
DONE psychosis resistance
DONE stun resistance
DONE no pain
DONE Reduce nt gain
DONE drunk resistance
DONE analgesia immunity



nothing


very close vision
very far vision (EI and NTEYE comp needed, maybe just disable this one if those are activated)
upside down screen (if possible lmao)

death (again lmao)



very slow swim speed
very fast swim speed
random rgb lights forever
can't see hud (inventory or some shit idk if this is probable)
can't see names
can't wear clothes (lmao)

blood vision
random tf2 medic jumpscares (very rare)
can't use health interface (lmao if doc)
idk if possible always crouch





random anemia

hear lobotomy theme

















